This was from an email sent to me.
From Robin Williams the comedian:
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I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "Interference" in their affairs past, & present. We will promise to never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll pay for the trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless or who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over the age of 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes or get a "D" it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they do not like it, we go someplace else.
8) IF there is a famine or other natural castrophe in the world, we will not "interfere" They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement, or whatever they needs. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliends.
9b) Use the buildings as a replacement for the twin towers
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
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